Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour.

So he orders Rabri Deviji, "Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." (Issue a photo stamp of mine)
Rabriji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai.

The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare. However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon... people say the stamp doesnt stick!!
Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". (I told you ppl to issue the best stamp)

The All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!!