A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience were in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went washed-out with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out...
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"... and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!